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Hello world.

Hello everybody. My name is Ben, and I’m starting a blog.

I know right now you’re thinking, “But wait, you’re already a terribly infamous, amazing person who’s had an infamous, amazing blog since before the term existed, and before there was blogging software.” Well, it’s one thing to have a blog. It’s another to actually blog.

So this, my surprisingly long-term and loyal audience, is where I attempt to turn the corner and actually post.

I may not have anything new to say, but you may have not necessarily heard everything I had to say before. This time, I plan to post things relating to my work, which I have never done before. (Since the time that I stopped blogging regularly, I’ve notice that I probably need to check my work’s policy on this matter, but this I will do.) I also plan to post more often about anything interesting to me, and plan to steal plenty of other people’s ideas (you can bet that an implementation of Dack‘s “in the bag” is in the works) in order to expand and vary the amount of content.

I have installed actual blogging software, and plan on implementing it to it’s utmost potential. For now you get a pre-packaged theme, but to keep the honor of my profession, I do plan on creating my own design. But until then, it’s writing, posting, and linking. Like you’re not reading the RSS anyways…

Fairly ye be warned, says I.

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  1. Rex @ 2109 hrs on 28 September 2006

    Yeah!

  2. Ben @ 2226 hrs on 28 September 2006

    Well, I see I have 1 reader still. Yeah!

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Ben is the proprietor of cumul.us, RIAA Radar, BPI Radar, and The Triumph of Bullshit, among other things. More personal data collections can also be found at the sites listed below.

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