I think I just found a great shirt idea, my next Halloween costume, or perhaps both. A crew t-shirt from the M.Y. Disco-Volante, the high-tech boat used by Emilio Largo for Operation Thunderball. They’re very classic, straight-forward, and sleek. Some examples:

The helpful crew lifting James Bond out of the water.

Another kind gesture… bringing champagne!

And perhaps what they’re best for: getting punched!