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My little attempt at pop songs as outliner lists

Given the great results of creating bulleted lists or corporate presentations based on pop songs, I thought I just had to try it out.

“I’m Too Sexy” by Right Said Fred

  • Things I am too sexy for:
  • my love
  • my shirt
  • Milan
  • New York
  • Japan
  • your party
  • my car
  • my hat
  • my cat
  • this song
  • Other things I am, generally:
    • A model
    • So sexy it hurts
    • Too sexy by far
  • Things I do:
    • do my little turn on the catwalk
    • shake my little touche on the catwalk
  • Things I do not do:
    • disco dancing

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