Given the great results of creating bulleted lists or corporate presentations based on pop songs, I thought I just had to try it out.

“I’m Too Sexy” by Right Said Fred

• Things I am too sexy for:

• my love
• my shirt
• Milan
• New York
• Japan
• your party
• my car
• my hat
• my cat
• this song

• A model
• So sexy it hurts
• Too sexy by far

• do my little turn on the catwalk
• shake my little touche on the catwalk

• disco dancing