A list of cliches (via Google) where something is being transposed to be the new thing:

• Clarendon is the new Helvetica
• The location field is the new command line
• Fake is the new real
• Orange is the new black
• Quiet is the new loud
• Nearshore is the new offshore
• Red is the new blonde
• Blacker is the new black
• Iraq is the new Vietnam
• Movie piracy is the new plague
• Fat is the new thin
• Wide is the new black
• Fat is the new tobacco
• Organic is the new kosher
• MFA is the new MBA
• Small is the new big
• Spim is the new spam
• Being uncool is the new cool
• Gay marriage is the new abortion
• 30 is the new teenage
• Butt crack is the new cleavage

Of course, everything is the new black. Why is black the standard? Have any other favorites?